Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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