it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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