Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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