Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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