So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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