I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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