It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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