Where did you get a picture of my penis
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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