As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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