Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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