So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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