How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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