u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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