lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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