okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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