I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
