trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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