Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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