lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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