benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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