We're facebook friends in real life
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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