i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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