You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Porn is love you can see.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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