Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i came on her dog
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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