I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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