dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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