All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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