Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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