miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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