Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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