I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize