Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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