He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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