Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
