Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Randomize
