The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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