i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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