The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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