my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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