you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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