so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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