So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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