im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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