He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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