you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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