nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I wish you could order shots online.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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