Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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