Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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