i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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