escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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