I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
