she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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