So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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