you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
