I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize
