I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
